Nobody can ever accuse me of not listening to my readers. "Jane," you said, "enough of the fashion and interior posts (fabulous as they - and you - are)... We want to hear more about your inappropriate Paul Auster crush!"
Well now, I did happen to find this Auster reading, which I watched a couple of times to make sure was up to your high standards. You'll be relieved to know, it cut the mustard.
There's more here. I'm such a giver.